Ann Coulter + Media = Post Tramatic Torture

My definition of Post Tramatic Torture (PTT): When someone like Ann Coulter is given a microphone to spew their “post 9/11″ political agenda.  Can a republican say a complete sentance without using PTT? I can’t believe no one has shot this woman who consistently pukes on the memory of September 11th. Read her latest PTT here (I can’t bear to publish it).

Newsflash Ann: The attack at the pentagon was an attack on our nation. The attacks on the WTC targeted civillians. Individuals. You know, humans. Homo sapiens… ring a bell? Apparently not. My only guess is that one of those widows has more money than you and you just can’t stand someone grabbing what you think is yours. That’s right. I said it. You just want to be a one woman Halliburton.

Actually, I am not sure who I hate more, Ann or the media that is facinated with her and gives her a public face. Maybe I should start spewing vile, incoherent babbling and make a living that way. Let’s see if I can say something shockingly vicious and get some media coverage out of it:

I heard Ann Coulter is inviting the entire Congolese military to party at her place. She wants to prove that woman can be gang raped and sexually mutilated as long as it’s not personal and it is done in the name of national pride. She will take what every soldier dishes out and not say a word to the media or take a dime for her troubles because that would mean she enjoyed it!

Not bad, but for this rant to fit the bill of Post Tramatic Torture, I would have to make some reference to 9/11… no, I would not dishonor the memory, not even to make a point.

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9 comments June 7th, 2006