Blog Bible
Lets start with the 11 Commandments (A spoof of Exodus 20):
And the creator spoke all these words:
“I am the creator, and on this blog, I am your God, who brought you out of the world wide web, out of the land of slavery.”
1 “This blog is to be used soley as entertainment and education. This is not a place to convert people to your belief system.”
2 “Thou shalt understand the difference between belief and fact. All beliefs are tolerated so long as they don’t alter the facts. Simply because someone says it or writes it down does not truth maketh.”
3 “Thou shalt not be abusive. If you disagree, support your disagreement with facts.” Note: See commandment #2.
4 “Thou shalt not be afraid to rant so long as there is an actual point to the comment. We are usually entertained by such antics.”
5 “Thou shalt feel free to link to your blog here so long as I can do the same on yours.”
6 ”Thou shalt respect the opinions of others as you’d have done unto you.”
7 “Thou shalt feel free to use extreme sarcasm, contrast, and hyperbole. (Keeps it interesting)”
8 “Thou shalt not quote me without linking to me.”
9 “Thou shalt not give false testimony against anyone or anything. Please back up your beliefs and opinions with facts.”
10 “Thou shalt sometimes have to agree to disagree.”
11 “In an easy and relaxed manner, in a healthy and positive way, in its own perfect time, for the highest good of all, I intend $1,000,000 to come into my life and into the lives of everyone who holds this intention.”
Thank you for your time, and attention!
Christina Nenno, Creator
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